DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
iM FU CKNIG CRYING IM STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE COUSIN GOT AHOLD OF A SQUEEZABLE MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & SQUIRTED IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN CRYING & SCREAMING “HE SQUIRTED ON ME” & I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD SO MANY HORRIFIED GASPS IN ONE ROOM OM FG HELP mE PLEASE
